Artemis on AIM--Chapter One!!

here's a story i wrote on 'artemis-fowl.com/fanfiction' and im just sharing it with you guys here! the story is basically about Artemis Fowl (for all who HAVEN'T read 'artemis fowl' by eoin colfer, artemis is a dude that's super rich, super smart, super evil, and super idiotic at the same time. weird, but that's just the shortened version) on AIM.

Chapter 1: "Bad Grammar"
evil_genius89: Greetings, Holly.

lepgurl<3: artemis! do u WANT my identity to be known for all the world to see!?

evil_genius89: Do YOU want my identity to be known for all the world to see?

lepgurl<3: maybe.

evil_genius89: Please use correct grammar, Holly. Your bad grammar irks me.

lepgurl<3: then i won't use good grammar.

dwarfs_luv_dirt: YO!

evil_genius89: *groan*

lepgurl<3: *groan* jinx, arty u owe me a soda.

evil_genius89: Stop using bad grammar. Don't call me Arty. And what's 'jinx'??

dwarfs_luv_dirt: *gasp* SOMETHING THE GREAT ARTEMIS FOWL DOESN'T KNOW?! PINCH ME! 2 bad old foaly isnt here 2 c artemis admitting something he doesnt no.

evil_genius89: This bad grammar is killing me.

centaurs-pwn-all: I do see it! Hahaha! I NEED TO GET SOME EVIDENCE! And hey! I'm not old!

dwarfs_luv_dirt: hey is for horses.

evil_genius89: No, 'hay' is for horses. And doesn't anyone other than Foaly (centaurs-pwn-all) use correct grammar?

centaurs-pwn-all: Who is this Foaly fellow? I don't know who he is! *thinks: DON'T GIVE AWAY MY IDENTITY, GENIUS!!

evil_genius89: Please tell me you're joking, Foaly. And seriously, you two need to use correct grammar.

lepgurl<3: SHUT UP ABOUT THE GRAMMAR!!

dwarfs_luv_dirt: WHO ARE YOU?! MY ENGLISH TEACHER?!

lepgurl<3: ya! and who uses correct grammar on aim anyway?!

evil_genius89: I do. And Foaly does.

centaurs-pwn-all: me aint have no idea wat ur talkin bout.

evil_genius89: .................

lepgurl<3: VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE EVERYBODY! we managed to make arty speechless!!

dwarfs_luv_dirt: haha :p

centaurs-pwn-all: lol.

evil_genius89: I'm outta here.

lepgurl<3: YEAH! WE MADE ARTEMIS USE BAD GRAMMAR!

evil_genius89: No, wait, that's not what I meant! I meant 'out of'!!

centaurs-pwn-all: 2 bad i got evidence already! hahaha!

lepgurl<3: way 2 go foaly!

dwarfs_luv_dirt: ya, you actually did something helpful.

centaurs-pwn-all: ha. ha. ha. hey where'd arty go?

lepgurl<3: aww, come on artemis! we were just joking!

dwarfs_luv_dirt: or not.

centaurs-pwn-all: XD :P

lepgurl<3: well i gotta go too, bye guys.

dwarfs_luv_dirt: bye holly! :)

centaurs-pwn-all: bye!!